This is a form of the second conditional.  If I were to cook for you, what would you like me to cook?

You sound like the perfect women...to never call back.

She's not capable of deciding much, Mikey.

You'd be better off eating Bear's food.

That would require being able to count past twenty.

Yes, he's really good at traditional McDonalds.

Straight from the freezer to the microwave.

His specialty is boiling water.

Bear won't touch his food if that tells you anything.

He does, no one else does.