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ernestog

( 30 | Male | United States of America )

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Don't worry, she wasn't.  She knows Mikey's going to let her shack up with him. 
 		2019-10-26
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If you have bad news for someone, start by telling them they have two weeks to live.  Then the real news won't sound so bad.
 		2019-10-26
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You have two weeks to live.
 		2019-10-26
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Blood in the water.
 		2019-10-26
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I hear the sound track to Jaws.
 		2019-10-25
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This can't be good...
 		2019-10-25
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Who?
 		2019-10-25
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I'm telling you, drop the cat off of an overpass on the way to the apartment.  Don't worry, they always land on their feet.
 		2019-10-25
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No, just tell them if they don't take pets you will kill them in their sleep.  
 		2019-10-25
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You are so damn bright, I have to wear sunglasses to look at you, Mikey.
 		2019-10-25