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ernestog

( 30 | Male | United States of America )

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ernestog
Understandable behavior I would say.
 		2019-10-24
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ernestog
See what I mean?
 		2019-10-24
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ernestog
Good question.  She's a bit dim, isn't she?
 		2019-10-24
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ernestog
Notice the use of the past perfect here, folks.
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MariaK
most guys don't even do that so she's lucky if that's the case.
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ernestog
What kind of guys are you hanging out with?  Most of the men I know wash their asses on the regular.
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MariaK
hitting the gym gives you extra arms? didn't know that.
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ernestog
No, you need a hit of LSD for that.
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MariaK
this is also creepy...
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ernestog
Creepy is as creepy does.
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MariaK
that's true. not a sign of weakness but creepy as hell.
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ernestog
Creepiness is the ultimate weakness.
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MariaK
ew, more likely.
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ernestog
You eat your cheese, I'll eat mine.
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MariaK
preparing breakfast while your girlfriend is away is being a pimp?
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ernestog
That would depend on what stage of the pimp game one is currently in with a given dime.
 		2019-10-24