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ernestog

( 30 | Male | United States of America )

1+ w
That's a good a cover as any for a cannibal serial killer.  
2019-10-25
1+ w
No, he just hides his bodies here.
2019-10-25
1+ w
No problem as long as you do it in a huge pot of boiling water while he cuts in carrots and potatoes.  
2019-10-25
1+ w
Translation:  But Mike will come beat up the pussy sometimes.
2019-10-25
1+ w
Just you and the skeletons in your closets, Catey.
2019-10-25
1+ w
In his mind he's already writing a recipe for four eyeball soup. 
2019-10-25
1+ w
They were jealous of all the hot guys you kept bringing back there each night. 
2019-10-25
1+ w
Yeah, she's living in it.
2019-10-25
1+ w
Don't give him too much information.  He's already picturing you in his oven with an apple in your mouth.
2019-10-25
1+ w
Hmm, I would turn around and walk briskly away.
2019-10-25