He was really looking forward to making some horrible English dish with your flesh.

You shouldn't have stolen her panties, Mikey.

Dear?  You too, Mikey?  Looks like the old lady curse is following you!!

Usually old ladies love cats.  They take the place of the family that's abandoned them.

Germans have no problem with cats and dogs, they just don't like minorities so much.

You could always just drop kick the damn cat out the window.

He doesn't allow pets because they dig up the copses in the backyard.

Notice the adverb 'little', very clever but I doubt it'll work.

Joseph...who the hell calls themselves Joseph?  Joe, or Joey, but Joseph?? 

He'll probably dig up some bodies while he's at it.