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( 30 | Male | United States of America )

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She's just in your pocket.
 		2019-07-28
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No, no one wants to see this fool.
 		2019-07-28
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She's giving birth to a half man half Pikachu.
 		2019-07-28
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Pregnancy?  Yikes!  I didn't even know pokemon could get pregnant.
 		2019-07-28
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They were up very late cooking meth.
 		2019-07-28
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She trained very hard today for the arena.
 		2019-07-28
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Flora?  That sounds like the name of a Pokemon. 
 		2019-07-28
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'And the police don't suspect me at all.'
 		2019-07-28
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'Yeah, they're great.  My wife finally died.'
 		2019-07-28
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'I had to wait for the charges to be dropped.'
 		2019-07-28