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ernestog

( 30 | Male | United States of America )

1+ w
Maybe some cigarette butts.
2019-10-12
1+ w
Yeah, it should peel a few minutes the prep time.
2019-10-12
1+ w
Maybe, if you can keep it together.
2019-10-12
1+ w
No, put the potato peels in first.
2019-10-12
or a half shrek, maybe.
1+ w
Get off of my joke.  
2019-10-12
is this the time and place for a joke like that? really? while she's talking about her father's illnes?
1+ w
Yeah, I should have saved it for the funeral.
2019-10-12
*uses uber everyday* (because I wanna die. get it?)
1+ w
Uh, no?
2019-10-12
i don't wanna go to jail though.
1+ w
No guts, no glory
2019-10-12
1+ w
Yeah, he washed it after shaving his pubes.
2019-10-10
1+ w
Oh Mike, you're so appealing.
2019-10-10