It's a damn shame that Kubrick died.

Don't worry about it, it's over your head.

You're not sure what planet you're on.

Stephen Spielberg should have never stopped taking LSD.

And in bed.

She lies.  You should see the way she kicks Pogo around the apartment after a few pops. 

No, it's because you're too stupid.

There's a lot abut her you'd be surprised about.

Sure it is.  Especially the part where the mob boss gets raped by the sadomasochistic redneck. 

You'd make a great gimp, come to think of it.