Should you really be so proud of yourself?  A blind monkey could do that.

Tesco?  You need to go to the pharmacy.  Get some of those little blue diamonds.

See, Mikey?  She's saying you don't last long enough.

That's code, Mikey.  She's telling you you're not getting it done.

Not until you start giving her the big O the way Elephant used to.

Because it reminds her of all the orgasms her ex-boyfriend  used to give her.

You should have cooked the meat and eaten it and been farting on the couch by now.  

Wow.  Fascinating.

How interesting.  What color is the toilet paper?

Is this information really necessary?  No one cares where you went, Cate.