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ernestog

( 30 | Male | United States of America )

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As we say where I'm from 'Stay da fuq up out dey bidness'!
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Oh no, Cate!  Don't rat them out just because you have to pay more now!
 		2019-11-09
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You have to go full on Vito Corleone at this point.  And the dog stays, right? 
 		2019-11-09
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Mike, you can't even explain to your barber that you don't want your hair to look like a ski jump. 
 		2019-11-09
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I guess that would depend on what we're talking about.
 		2019-11-09
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You shouldn't be living together anyway, you're not even married.
 		2019-11-09
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Because he wanted to live with Mike and now you ruined that.
 		2019-11-09
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Watta peh-naus.
 		2019-11-09
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He's here to break your heart as well.
 		2019-11-09
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Never heard of that before.
 		2019-11-09