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ernestog

( 30 | Male | United States of America )

1+ w
It's your nose, Cate.
2019-07-24
1+ w
İ think you should sit by the window, Mikey, considering your condition.
2019-07-24
1+ w
With fish bones in her hair.
2019-07-24
1+ w
Don't get lost this time, Mikey.
2019-07-23
1+ w
Don't for get the muffins.  And don't be shy about digging down a few bags.  The best ones are usually near the bottom after they've been sitting there a few days.
2019-07-23
1+ w
Don't do it, Mikey.  I'm warning you, you'll never come back!
2019-07-23
1+ w
That's what you said to your sister when she said she'd be on the first plane back from Australia with the money to pay off the mafia for her dog fighting debts.
2019-07-23
1+ w
Hope you have a shovel at home, Mikey.
2019-07-23
1+ w
*sniff-sniff*  You smell that?  Smells like a plot twist.  
2019-07-23
1+ w
Mikey better hope not.  I don't think a dog named Bear is going to leave a little pebble on the carpet.  It'll be more like log jam in the living room. 
2019-07-23