'As long as the have chilled Jagermeister.'

She had toast, dude.  You don't want her to blow up, do you?

'I was too busy pounding one down.'

Toast dunked in a nice sherry.

Yeah, she had some eggs a la Rocco.

Two geniuses solving the problems of the world. 

If you thought for yourself more, you might not need to rely on alcohol to get through life. 

That's the first thing you say to a woman on her doorstep?

'Ding dong'

Not if she sees you first, Mikey.