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MariaK

( 32 | Female | Turkey )

1+ w
of course she's coming mike. 
2019-10-02
1+ w
finally!
2019-10-02
1+ w
his politeness is starting to become annoying.
2019-10-02
1+ w
that's the worst idea in the history of ideas, maybe ever. (another meme reference. ugh I need god.)
2019-10-02
1+ w
what's the difference between mussels and oysters?
2019-10-02
Why always beer Mike ?
1+ w
just because he likes beer, he assumes she likes it too, just like most men.
2019-10-02
Ladies don't drink beer, remember Mikey?
1+ w
she looks like a beer drinker to me.
2019-10-02
1+ w
yeah but it's still gonna smell like fish, so...
2019-10-02
1+ w
seafood on a first date doesn't sound like a good choice for me. they will smell like fish afterwards.
2019-10-02
1+ w
oops, turns out he does know how much time it will take.
2019-10-02