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MariaK

( 32 | Female | Turkey )

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nice couples finish last... or first? I'm confused.
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nice way to solve problems, lol.
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this is the second time his ex is being mentioned, I would be kinda uncomfortable if I was cate.
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ernestog
She's giving birth to a half man half Pikachu.
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or a half shrek, maybe.
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a bar and pregnancy. perfect combo for an abortion.
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so they live in the bar too. sounds perfect for some people I know.
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ernestog
Flora?  That sounds like the name of a Pokemon. 
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exactly. shrek's wife has a better and more common name than this.
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which means people are getting more alcoholic day by day. I don't know if this is good or bad.
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I'm gonna make it up to you by getting drunk tonight.
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I thought only australians used "mate". is it common in british english too?
 		2019-10-11