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MariaK

( 32 | Female | Turkey )

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as if you've never burnt a pizza.
2019-10-15
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delish!
2019-10-15
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I immediately thought of this vine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETy6NQSiPx0
2019-10-15
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I want to do that now!!!
2019-10-15
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that would be the solution to this whole kitchen crisis.
2019-10-15
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careful, that thing can be dangerous if you don't know how to use it.
2019-10-15
No, a self cleaning vibrator is an extraordinary utensil.
1+ w
um, is it really a "utensil"? 
2019-10-15
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poor guy, eating leftovers really suck.
2019-10-15
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he wants to be done with the cooking while she's here, smart guy.
2019-10-15
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did you know americans use the microwave to boil water? yep, I was shocked too.
2019-10-15