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If you don't have a cigarette, why the f*ck are you asking to smoke?

( Wenn du keine Zigarette hast, warum zum Teufel fragst du mich dann, ob wir rauchen gehen? )

Mike
If you don't have a cigarette, why the f*ck are you asking to smoke? Translations
Español Si no tienes un cigarrillo, ¿por qué car*jo estás invitándome a fumar?
Français Si tu n'as pas de ciagarette, pourquoi est-ce que tu demandes à fumer ?
Italiano Se non hai una sigaretta, perché c*zzo mi chiedi di fumare?
日本語 タバコがないなら、一体なぜタバコを吸おうって言ったんだ?
Português Se você não tem cigarros, por que c*ralho você está pedindo para vir fumar?
Русский Если у тебя нет сигареты, то какого х*ена ты просишь выйти покурить?
Türkçe Madem sigaran yok, ne s*kime sigara içelim mi diye soruyorsun?
简体中文 如果你没有烟的话,为什么还会要求出来抽烟?
عربي اذا لم يكن معك سجائر, اذا لماذا بحق الجحيم طلبت منى ان نخرج للتدخين؟
한글 담배도 없으면서 담배 피자는 소리는 왜 지껄인 거야?
हिन्दी चू*ये यदि तुम्हारे पास सिगरेट नहीं है तो तुम सिगरेट पीने के लिए क्यों कह रहे हो?

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ernestog   1+ w
Mikey, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
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shahs   1+ w
hahahaha
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Sama   1+ w
good point 
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Mithila_Orna   1+ w
HA HA HA
Good question 
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MariaK   1+ w
can we say f*ck in the comments too? i hope we do cause i just did, lol!
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Szsh_5   1+ w
That's true