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If you don't have a cigarette, why the f*ck are you asking to smoke?

Mike
If you don't have a cigarette, why the f*ck are you asking to smoke? Translations
Deutsche Wenn du keine Zigarette hast, warum zum Teufel fragst du mich dann, ob wir rauchen gehen?
Español Si no tienes un cigarrillo, ¿por qué car*jo estás invitándome a fumar?
Français Si tu n'as pas de ciagarette, pourquoi est-ce que tu demandes à fumer ?
Italiano Se non hai una sigaretta, perché c*zzo mi chiedi di fumare?
日本語 タバコがないなら、一体なぜタバコを吸おうって言ったんだ?
Português Se você não tem cigarros, por que c*ralho você está pedindo para vir fumar?
Русский Если у тебя нет сигареты, то какого х*ена ты просишь выйти покурить?
Türkçe Madem sigaran yok, ne s*kime sigara içelim mi diye soruyorsun?
简体中文 如果你没有烟的话,为什么还会要求出来抽烟?
عربي اذا لم يكن معك سجائر, اذا لماذا بحق الجحيم طلبت منى ان نخرج للتدخين؟
한글 담배도 없으면서 담배 피자는 소리는 왜 지껄인 거야?
हिन्दी चू*ये यदि तुम्हारे पास सिगरेट नहीं है तो तुम सिगरेट पीने के लिए क्यों कह रहे हो?

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ernestog   1+ w
Mikey, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
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shahs   1+ w
hahahaha
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Sama   1+ w
good point 
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Mithila_Orna   1+ w
HA HA HA
Good question 
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MariaK   1+ w
can we say f*ck in the comments too? i hope we do cause i just did, lol!
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Szsh_5   1+ w
That's true